Mix-And-Match Magic Items

Art by Dominik Zdenkovic

 Here's a quick, simple generator to use whenever you need ideas for a weird magic item. I have no clue what it'll make, or what the mechanical effect of the thing will be. Probably something cool.

A) Magic Item Size

1. Diminutive
2. Small
3. Medium
4. Large
5. Huge
6. Gargantuan

B) Magic Item Shape

1. A sphere
2. Crystalline formations 
3. A cube 
4. Conal or spiral
5. A hemisphere
6. A necklace
7. A ring or bracelet
8. A pyramid
9. A box 
10. A cylinder 
11. A crescent
12. A Vehicle 
13. A cross
14. An instrument 
15. A star
16. A weapon
17. Wands or staves
18. A piece of armour
19. Clothes or robes
20. A potion

C) Magic Item Property

1. Hyperactive
2. Eldritch
3. Animate
4. Flaming
5. Electric
6. Celestial
7. Liquid
8. Acidic
9. Necrotic
10. Bloody
11. Alluring
12. Omniscient
13. Oscillating
14. Macabre
15. Whimsical
16. Complex
17. Melodic
18. Loutish
19. Ethereal
20. Intelligent

D) Magic Item Material

1. Sand
2. Clockwork
3. Marble
4. String or Fabric
5. Iron
6. Wood
7. Bone
8. Glass
9. Gold
10. Leather
11. Flesh and Bone
12. Gemstones
13. Brick, Mud, Clay, or Stone
14. Hair or Ivory
15. Paper
16. Dirt
17. Paint or Art Supplies
18. Porcelain
19. Cotton 
20. Ectoplasm